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>Books Read 2009

In Uncategorized on 12/31/2009 at 23:50

>The Laurel Balzac Reader – Balzac
The White Tiger – Aravind Adiga
Just After Sunset – Stephen King
Dreams of My Father – Barack Obama
Save the Cat – Blake Snyder
Realms: The First Year of Clarkesworld Magazine
Here Comes Everybody – Clay Shirkey
Is Shakespeare Dead? – Mark Twain
Who is Mark Twain? – Mark Twain
Superhero: The Secret Origin of a Genre – Peter Coogan
The Lost Princess of Oz – Baum
The Tin Woodman of Oz – Baum
Was Superman a Spy? – Brian Cronin
Shakespeare’s Unorthodox Biography – Diana Price
Two Noble Kinsmen – Shakespeare & John Fletcher
Resolution – Robert B. Parker
Walden – Thoreau
The End of Overeating – David Kessler
The Gift: Creativity and the Artist in the Modern World – Lewis Hyde
Stein on Writing – Sol Stein
Where Water Comes Together With Other Water – Raymond Carver
Saturday – Ian McEwan
Even the Wicked – Lawrence Block
How to Grow A Novel – Sol Stein
Killing Castro – Lawrence Block
A Diet of Treacle – Lawrence Block
Pump Six and Other Stories – Paolo Bacigalupi
A Distance Mirror – Barbara W. Tuchman
Shakespeare: The World As Stage – Bill Bryson
Get Out of Your Mind & Into Your Life – Steven C. Hayes
Rumpole and the Reign of Terror – John Mortimer
Rumpole Misbehaves – John Mortimer
The Happiness Trap – Russ Harris
Everybody Dies – Lawrence Block
Gulf Music – Robert Pinsky
Poems from the Poet’s Corner – John Lithgow (ed.)
Letters to a Young Poet – Rainer Maria Rilke
The Princess Bride – William Goldman
Stop This Man! – Peter Rabe
The Best American Essays 2008 – Adam Gopnik (ed.)
Books – Larry McMurtry
Complete Plays – Christopher Marlowe
Shakespeare & Co. – Stanley Wells
Hope to Die – Lawrence Block
The Magic of Oz – Baum
All the Flowers Are Dying – Lawrence Block
Sixty Stories – Donald Barthelme
The 50th Law – 50 Cent & Robert Green
The Deep-Blue Goodbye – John D. MacDonald
Bright-Sided – Barbara Ehrenreich
Maske:Thaery – Jack Vance
Eating Animals – Foer
Problem Solving – Ken Watanabe
Gun Fight – Richard Matheson
The Adderall Diaries – Stephen Elliot
Thebes of the Hundred Gates – Robert Silverberg
The Wordy Shipmates – Sarah Vowell
The Autobiography 1872-1914 – Bertrand Russell
Forty Stories – Donald Barthelme
Best American Crime Reporting 2007
How I Write – Janet Evanovich
Under the Dome – Stephen King
Visions of Death – J.D. Robb
Cymbeline – Shakespeare
(31 nonfiction. 34 fiction, poetry & drama. 65 total, 7 more than last year.)

Books Read 2009

In Uncategorized on 12/30/2009 at 21:07

The Laurel Balzac Reader – Balzac

The White Tiger – Aravind Adiga

Just After Sunset – Stephen King

Dreams of My Father – Barack Obama

Save the Cat – Blake Snyder

Realms: The First Year of Clarkesworld Magazine

Here Comes Everybody – Clay Shirkey

Is Shakespeare Dead? – Mark Twain

Who is Mark Twain? – Mark Twain

Superhero: The Secret Origin of a Genre – Peter Coogan

The Lost Princess of Oz – Baum

The Tin Woodman of Oz – Baum

Was Superman a Spy? – Brian Cronin

Shakespeare's Unorthodox Biography – Diana Price

Two Noble Kinsmen – Shakespeare & John Fletcher

Resolution – Robert B. Parker

Walden – Thoreau

The End of Overeating – David Kessler

The Gift: Creativity and the Artist in the Modern World – Lewis Hyde

Stein on Writing – Sol Stein

Where Water Comes Together With Other Water – Raymond Carver

Saturday – Ian McEwan

Even the Wicked – Lawrence Block

How to Grow A Novel – Sol Stein

Killing Castro – Lawrence Block

A Diet of Treacle – Lawrence Block

Pump Six and Other Stories – Paolo Bacigalupi

A Distance Mirror – Barbara W. Tuchman

Shakespeare: The World As Stage – Bill Bryson

Get Out of Your Mind & Into Your Life – Steven C. Hayes

Rumpole and the Reign of Terror – John Mortimer

Rumpole Misbehaves – John Mortimer

The Happiness Trap – Russ Harris

Everybody Dies – Lawrence Block

Gulf Music – Robert Pinsky

Poems from the Poet's Corner – John Lithgow (ed.)

Letters to a Young Poet – Rainer Maria Rilke

The Princess Bride – William Goldman

Stop This Man! – Peter Rabe

The Best American Essays 2008 – Adam Gopnik (ed.)

Books – Larry McMurtry

Complete Plays – Christopher Marlowe

Shakespeare & Co. – Stanley Wells

Hope to Die – Lawrence Block

The Magic of Oz – Baum

All the Flowers Are Dying – Lawrence Block

Sixty Stories – Donald Barthelme

The 50th Law – 50 Cent & Robert Green

The Deep-Blue Goodbye – John D. MacDonald

Bright-Sided – Barbara Ehrenreich

Maske:Thaery – Jack Vance

Eating Animals – Foer

Problem Solving – Ken Watanabe

Gun Fight – Richard Matheson

The Adderall Diaries – Stephen Elliot

Thebes of the Hundred Gates – Robert Silverberg

The Wordy Shipmates – Sarah Vowell

The Autobiography 1872-1914 – Bertrand Russell

Forty Stories – Donald Barthelme

Best American Crime Reporting 2007

How I Write – Janet Evanovich

Under the Dome – Stephen King

Visions of Death – J.D. Robb

Cymbeline – Shakespeare

(31 nonfiction. 34 fiction, poetry & drama. 65 total, 7 more than last year.)

“and that’s just dandy with the White House”

In Uncategorized on 12/19/2009 at 16:25

Thanks Bill. At least, when this thing passes, no one can say should be able to say they weren't told.

[Snip.]
BILL MOYERS: "Welcome to the Journal. Something's not right here. One year after the great collapse of our financial system, Wall Street is back on top while our politicians dither. As for health care reform, you're about to be forced to buy insurance from companies whose stock is soaring, and that's just dandy with the White House."

Wanna know how many markets pay at least 5 cents a word for genre fiction?

In Uncategorized on 12/09/2009 at 20:11

Plenty. More than ever. The Scalzi-initiated genre short-story pay discussion got me thinking of this list I made a few months ago. Of course there are even more now, like Lightspeed and Tor.com. And some that pay almost as well as pro (and always run pro-level work) like Weird Tales and the EscapePod gang. Some of these take only fantasy, some only sf, or horror some only stories under 4000 words, some are closed part of the year, but you get the idea. There were about half this many four years ago. All of these read unsolicited work from anyone. The top three respond in about a WEEK each. There's really no reason not to  make a list like this for yourself, and start as near the top of this list as individual guidelines allow. I hope all this seems obvious, but I've recently been made aware that this might not be the case. A lot of these take electronic submissions, there is not even the excuse of "wasted postage" to fall back on any more. You work hard on your stories; at least give them a chance in that marketplace. You're too busy writing new stuff to worry about how long it will take to cycle a story through a dozen or two dozen paying markets. Just make your list: put high paying, fast responding, free (meaning no postage, no printing of a hard copy, costs) markets that publish your genre at the top. Keep each story in the mail at all times, even if it means skipping a market that, say, is closed for the next two weeks, or doesn't let you submit two stories at a time.

After this, submit to any markets you want to, or trunk the story if you want to, there are plenty of differing opinions on that, (I would never be one to slag on a market because of its pay rate — a quick look at my bibliography should illustrate that) but the other stuff I'm saying here is pretty much standard advice. In cover letters, don't list a credit for no better reason than that you have a credit. It's usually safe to list pro or near-pro credit if you have two or three. Regarding what to put in cover letters: "when in doubt, leave it out," is not a bad rule.

But I think if you just make your list, and stick to your list, it will allow your story to slip past many episodes of self-doubt. You don't want to have to think about where to send you story next, and how disappointing your last rejection is. Before the days of common electronic submissions, I always, always, had the manila envelope addressed and the cover letter written to the next market for each story BEFORE it came back. It's fun tearing those up when you finally make a sale. In fact, right now, I have two draft emails in my gmail, both with cover letters written and documents attached. As soon as those stories come back I am ready to go. My fastest turnaround after a rejection is eleven minutes, and I have prepped these two so that I can beat that.

Making a list and following it top to bottom is the most efficient way to manage this time-consuming task. You want to be writing new stuff, better stuff, (you are trying always, first and foremost, to get better, right?) and not thinking about the fate of your finished stories.

HELIOTROPE
CLARKSWORLD
F&SF
Asimovs
THE PEDESTAL
CHIZINE
Intergalactic Medicine Show
Realms of Fantasy
FUTURISMIC (well, $200 flat fee so equals pro rate for a story under 5k)
STRANGE HORIZONS
FANTASY
APEX
BLACK GATE
SHOCK TOTEM
DOORWAYS
Interzone/Black Static/Crimewave
GUD

Beneath Ceaseless Skies

All these were easily found via Duotrope. I encourage everyone to use and also report back to Duotrope. I find their stats on things like real response time on submissions (and the very valuable stats on which markets kinda forget to respond submissions a lot of the time) invaluable, and they'd be even better if more people used them. It's a site I send donations to as often as I can. It's been a huge help to me. But an account is free.

“and held correct opinions during the War”

In Uncategorized on 12/05/2009 at 14:07

Principia Mathmatica being finished, I felt somewhat at a
loose end. The feeling was delightful, but bewildering, like coming out of
prison. Being at the time very much interested in the struggle between the
Liberals and the Lords about the Budget and the Parliament Act, I felt an
inclination to go into politics. I applied to Liberal Headquarters for a
constituency, and was recommended to Bedford. I went down and gave an address
to the Liberal Association, which was received with enthusiasm. Before the
address, however, I had been taken into a small back room, where I was
subjected to a regular catechism, as nearly as I remember in the following
terms:


Q. Are you a member of the Church of England?

A. No, I was brought up as a Nonconformist. 

Q. And have remained so?

A. No, I have not remained so.

Q. Are we to understand that you are an agnostic?

A. Yes, that is what you must understand.

Q. Would you be willing to attend church occasionally?

A. No, I should not.

Q. Would your wife be willing to attend church occasionally?

A. No, she would not.

Q. Would it come out that you are an agnostic?

A. Yes, it probably would come out.


In consequence of these answers, they selected as their
candidate Mr. Kellaway, who became Postmaster General, and held correct
opinions during the War. They must have felt that they had had a lucky escape.


– The Autobiography of Bertrand Russell, 1872-1914

 

You can go to Clarion; yes you can.

In Uncategorized on 12/04/2009 at 22:33

Unless you've been, then you can't. My only sorrow is that Samuel R. Delany didn't teach there my year.* Don't live with the fuckin' pangs of fuckin' sorrow. Go to Clarion.

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*1999.

“To a Mouse” by Robert Burns

In Uncategorized on 12/04/2009 at 11:35

Burns

Robert Trevelyan, bookish person.

In Uncategorized on 12/03/2009 at 20:19

Back to posting semi-random paragraphs from stuff I’m reading:

“Bob Trevelyan was, I think, the most bookish person that I have ever known. What is in books appeared to him interesting, whereas what is only real life was negligible. Like all the family, he had a minute knowledge of the strategy and tactics concerned in all the great battles of the world, so far as these appear in reputable books of history. But I was staying with him during the crisis of the battle of the Marne, and as it was Sunday we could only get a newspaper by walking two miles. He did not think the battle sufficiently interesting to be worth it,because battles in mere newspapers are vulgar. I once devised test question which I put to many people to discover whether they were pessimists. The question was: “If you had the power to destroy the world, would you do so?” I put the question to him in the presence of his wife and child, and he replied: “What? Destroy my library? Never!” He was always discovering new poets and reading their poems out aloud, but he always began deprecatingly: “This is not one of his best poems.” Once when he mentioned a new poet to me, and said he would like to read me some of his things, I said: “Yes, but don’t read me a poem which is not one of his best.” This stumped him completely, and he put the volume away.” — The Autobiography of Bertrand Russell 1872-1914.